Everything one needs to know about the Infinite Universe, Mars and the Nation of the Glorious Turnip.

Flawless?

Flawless human
Born into a perfect world
Balanced and secure
With loving parents
Disease? Always a cure
Grow up happy
the mind falters
there is no perfect world
no glimmer of purpose
only the absence of life
still born and flawless
absolute solitude
no voice in the river
crying out for life
passing by
a broken lullaby

True Romance….

Sake, a shot of whisky,
A bottle of wine and some beer
Makes some a little frisky
and while you think it’s perfectly clear
no one thinks of you as sober,
when you speak of the grain
that always falls in October.
Even though you make no sense,
you still manage to steal a kiss.
and take away the girls innocence.

Or maybe not you reminisce
when awoken in the early morning.
She came strongly onto you
Should´ve headed your friends warning
When you got that important clue
beer goggles, they really got you too.

Pattieboy in Lottes outfit….

Pattieboy in Lottes outfit….

The aliens are here

Biep boop? Biep boop bieeeeeeeep? BIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

If everything you know is wrong, you must be the smartest person in the universe

That’s 2010. Everything is wrong, but I don’t know enough to be certain of anything, not even if what I know is wrong.

Happy New Year world.

Realities shift all the time. Either shift along or become unstuck from reality.

comicallyvintage: And I shamefully accepted this BACK DOOR LOVE!

comicallyvintage:

And I shamefully accepted this BACK DOOR LOVE!

Driving the Highway

I’m just passing through

Got in the car on a straight

Accelerate

I see life’s passerby’s

Halfway down the road

Cruising along

Can’t decelerate

Don’t stop I’ll still be late

I’m just passing through.

fries are disgusting.

(via garfieldminusgarfield) Haven’t we all?

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Haven’t we all?

comicallyvintage: (via mistaobseen:smokeandacoke)

comicallyvintage:

(via mistaobseen:smokeandacoke)

comicallyvintage: mogadonia: The Man With The Head Of Saturn (via) What no Jupiter?

comicallyvintage:

mogadonia:

The Man With The Head Of Saturn (via)

What no Jupiter?

brandonnn: Vonnegut on the dramatic arc of our daily lives: Because we grew up surrounded by big dramatic story arcs in books and movies, we think our lives are supposed to be filled with huge ups and downs! So people pretend there is drama where there is none. Kurt Vonnegut explains drama | Derek Sivers

brandonnn:

Vonnegut on the dramatic arc of our daily lives:

Because we grew up surrounded by big dramatic story arcs in books and movies, we think our lives are supposed to be filled with huge ups and downs! So people pretend there is drama where there is none.

Kurt Vonnegut explains drama | Derek Sivers

thedailywhat: Print Ad Campaign of the Day: “Lego: Drugs, Sex, Violence” by Malaysia-based ad agency Naga DDB/Rapp for The Lego Group. Lego bricks used to censor television scenes considered unsuitable for kids, with the message being: “Substitute Lego for TV, and your children will grow up to be healthy, drug-free, emotionally stable members of society.” Apparently the mad men of Naga DDB/Rapp were unaware that I spent my youth with the TV off, building miniature Lego whore houses for cowboy minifigs. [via.] If I still had my lego I’d build spaceships all day.

thedailywhat:

Print Ad Campaign of the Day: “Lego: Drugs, Sex, Violence” by Malaysia-based ad agency Naga DDB/Rapp for The Lego Group.

Lego bricks used to censor television scenes considered unsuitable for kids, with the message being: “Substitute Lego for TV, and your children will grow up to be healthy, drug-free, emotionally stable members of society.”

Apparently the mad men of Naga DDB/Rapp were unaware that I spent my youth with the TV off, building miniature Lego whore houses for cowboy minifigs.

[via.]

If I still had my lego I’d build spaceships all day.

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.

— Henry David Thoreau